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The feeling of rage you get when you’re a birdwatcher and you see/hear a bird and you can’t figure out what the HELL it is.
I used to like hearing bird songs. Now, they fill me with pure bird rage.
Circle Bird
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A crazy ex gf who always keeps circling back to the things her ex did even if the conversation had nothing to do with it
“Dude, your ex mentioned how you cheated on her in a conversation about cereal. She’s such a Circle Bird.”
Portugeese and Portugulls.
Iberian Peninsula birds --- both native and migratory --- are very abundant, so I would imagine that there might indeed be quite a few "PortuGEESE" and "PortuGULLS" among the avian ranks that are randomly present throughout the year.
A play on the term the Birds and the Bees, it means to ejaculate into a cup instead of into the opposite sex. It can only be used on people who are single and aren't in a relationship.
Person 1: Hey, I heard he's gonna be spending Valentine's day alone this year.
Person 2: I hope he doesn't go birds and cups again. I know he's lonely but still..
When you get a blow job but the girl comes up and throws up to feed your baby dick
Matt Brunell got mama birded by angel
A worthless person, the scum of the earth
I have no use for Jaime now, he is a triangle-less bird.
An excuse or answer to ANYTHING, use this phrase when someone asks you a question you don't know how to answer, or use it if you are caught doing something you aren't supposed to be doing.
man: why is there food all over the ground?
you: To feed the birds, why else?