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Everyone has to punch a boy on 28th of February otherwise they get to say something they hate about you.
Fiona: It’s national punch day
Olivia: Oh yea. Let’s go punch a boy before they say something they hate about you!
Glitter Punched: when you fail so much at life you can't even hit an emo with your car
That douchebag in Twilight just got glitter punched. He couldn't even even hit Bella with his car. He fails at life!
when a guy is talking so much shit the only logical response is hitting his wife or girlfriend in the face
"Johnny showed up and started giving me so much shit about my new hair cut i just pulled back and knocked his girl out cold."
"yeah man, sometimes you just gotta punch a dick in the bitch"
Yo dawg, I finally did it! I finally started punching the butt with my boyfriend!
When you let an asian man eat your ass
Come over here and give me the Bruce lee style teriyaki tongue punch baby.
When you ram your entire head in a womens vagina.
B*tch was super kinky so I had to give her the 'ol walrus punch in the ham wallet.
Just punch the oldest person on you class( not the teacher tho you don’t wanna get a referral do you?)
Classmate: hey buddy
Me:hey
Me:*punches*
Classmate: what the hell is wrong with you?
Me: sorry buddy it’s National punch the oldest person on your class day 😬