Drain snake turd

When ur poop clogs the toilet so bad you can't plunge it and have to use a drain snake

Ah shit another drain snake turd u know where the ogger is?

prostate snake

A dick stuck in your ass.

Jimmy: Dude, I have a prostate snake, HALP.
Beth: Use more lube.

Snake Butt

Somebody who is always pissed off leading you to believe there is a snake up their butt.

dude, snake butt won't let us hang out with his sister

Snake in a bottle

a penis inside a vagina

Example:
Eric: "Yaa you shouldda been there yesterday. Totally got my snake in a bottle"
James: "Nah dude that's impossible. You a big virgin."