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Another word for yuppies
Fuck those Marlboro Lights sucking bastards and their AMEX gold cards
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a term of derision or disdain. generally used when someone is complaining about something or using an injury, condition or weakness as an excuse.
frank: i'd love to you help you clean up that mess, but my back is killing me.
ted: sucks to your ass-mar! get off your lazy ass and give me a hand.
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What you're doing when you create a definition for your own name.
Dylan: "I just defined 'Dylan' as 'Cool friend and huge lady's man' on Urban Dictionary!"
Steven: "Quit sucking your own dick. Who the fuck invited you, anyway?"
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On April 13th, Homo sapiens of the female sex have the ability to engulf as much penis as physically possible, without and repercussions
Fuck, my girl gave my brother head last night but I had to let it pass cause it was National Dick Sucking Day.
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the act of sucking pineapple juice. this quote is to be used when wanting to confuse friends. it does not mean anything dirty, but most people will think that. which makes this quote so fun!
kayla likes to suck my pineapple juice long and hard.
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1. Meaning to suck or orally have sex with ones' sack that holds the male orgy (testis).
2. Also used to intimidate somebody like in a video game.
1. After Jessica sucked my ball sack, my balls became huge after her warm mouth were on them last night.
2. Suck my ball sack, fagget! You modded your controller!
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1. The words a woman can say to a man to ruin their relationship, turns her from a 10 to a 1.
2. Something a lesbian or a straight man would say.
1. Devin: if you suck my dick, I’ll eat you out.
Hanna: I don’t suck dick.
Devin: I don’t think this is gonna work out.
2. Jackson: you’re gay bruh
Ben: No, I don’t suck dick.
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