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Typical Tea Activities

(T)typical (T)tea(A) activities.
a person named tea does a / goes through an event seen as traumatic

such as breaking a bone, spraining an ankle, tearing a muscle, almost getting hit by a car, having a chair thrown at you, ect.

PERSON 1 Yeah..and then he almost stabbed me, typical tea activities though.
PERSON 2 Tea, what the actual fuck.

by teathepot August 14, 2023


Sunday Tea

A really small dick (pinky size)

"I hooked up with this gorgeous guy last night, I was gagging, when he took his clothes off, he had major Sunday tea!"

by Joiz October 30, 2013


tea bag

Gaming: the act of repeatedly crouching over an opposing player who utterly had no chance of victory which in turn humiliates them.

Dude, that was awesome I just shotgunned this noob I'm gunna tea bag him now.

by TheOnlineGamer November 22, 2010


tea bag

A term to call British men who are considered 'dick wads'

Alex: Only women should wear an engagement ring. Never a man. That is wrong, wrong, wrong!
Michael: You're a tea bag! Pun intended!

by Lawen May 7, 2012


Tea Bag

Where person giving the said "tea bag" holds penis in upward motion pulling up & uses but sack to slap ones forehead. This is done in a light swinging motion. Nuts can also lay on ones head and be considered the same.

Man lays nuts on ones forehead & says "tea bag!"

by BReady1989 October 3, 2015


tea bag

giving someone a tea bag with the tab ripped halfway down means you want to fuck and a fully intact tea bag means you want to kiss or date them.

Who's that new girl? I'm definitely giving her a tea bag

by TCnc September 24, 2021


Tea bag

Is a good funny nick name for a beautiful girl called Abbie

Hi tea bag

by Mcm06 December 9, 2021