batman sex

A type of sex role-play style invented in Poland where the woman is usually tied or handcuffed to the bed (damsel in distress) and the man, dressed in a Batman costume, climbs onto elevated furniture over the bed (closet, dresser, table, etc.) and jumps/glides down onto the women tied to the bed, rescues her...or not, and then they engage in intercourse.

This was brought to media attention when one Polish couple attempted this and failed. The woman was handcuffed to the bed and her lover jumped from some furniture, hit his head on the bed post, and passed out. The woman started screaming, neighbors called the cops, and the fire department eventually busted through the door and discovered a very odd scene (woman handcuffed to bed and Batman passed out on the floor).

Fire Department: What is going on here?!
Woman: Help! We were having Batman sex and Batman hit his head and passed out while gliding down from that cabinet!
Fire Department: ... LOL!

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sex fruit

your kids

The judge prohibited the parents from naming their sex fruit "Sex Fruit".

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sex therm

A person who makes a lot of sexual gestures in unnecessary environments.

"Stop biting your lip and rubbing your abs you sex therm"

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clapping sex

when a girls ass claps when a guy fucks her up the butt

I made her clap real hard when we were doing clapping sex bro.

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kegels Sex

When a man is fully inserted into a females vagina and does nothing. Only after may the female begin her Kegels exercise. The female will flex her vagina at an extremely high rate, forcing the male incumbent to ejaculate "Like a Motha Fucka" so to speak. Thus Kegels Sex.

Kegels Sex is not for the incompetent.

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aural sex

The act of giving or receiving mental sexual stimulation with or from an especially pleasant voice and/or accent.

He's not the greatest of boyfriends, but he has a lovely Scottish accent and she's keeping him around for the aural sex.

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euphoric sex

The best feeling of sexual pleasure one is possible of achieving. Completel sexual satisfaction.

Her body was so perfect that it made for euphoric sex.

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