Trash at basketball. 6 foot for what. Trash at every video game that he plays. Decent at volleyball maybe.
The act of crying after receiving a blowjob due to it not lasting long.
M1: "Dude my girlfriend broke up with me last night because I pulled a Ryan Blaney"
M2: "Bro what? What the fuck is a Ryan Blaney?"
M1: "I want you."
Synonymous with any and all actions that may create situations that may be synonymous with:
- Socially awkward
- Socially aggressive
- Cringe
- Wealthy and out of touch
- Douchey
"Did that guy really just say electric skateboards are affordable and should replace all cars?"
" Yeah that's got big Ryan Energy."
"I went on a date with this guy and he kept talking about The Big Short and offering his blazer to me. I felt like he had Ryan Energy."
Ryan flipping is exactly the same as Jedi flipping but without the jedi.. fuck those religious zealots
Wook #1 "what droogs are you on?"
Work #2 "man I took all the drools. I'm ryan flipping my tits off"
A really, cute, hot, jacked, ripped, sweet, funny, and adorable army boi.
"Dang Ryan Joseph Heath is the best boyfriend ever."
Someone that needs to bend over right this second. Every time you see a Ryan whitson every gay guy in the area is looking for them.
Come on, Ryan Whitson! Bend over!
Ryan Nikain is the RIZZLER. He gets all the girls and is 34-0. Boys are jealous because of his RIZZ. He mosses people in football and is unstoppable!!!!
Ryan Nikain is a rizzler