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May 24th, go get your car rims done and then, you can be a little weird!
Sounds dirty, but it isn't!
Kurtis: Hey mechanic! it's May 24th, National Rim Job Day!
Mechanic: Alright i'll get your rim job done!
A day celebrated on October 19th dedicated to jesses around the world.
“Hey Jesse happy national Jesse appreciation day”
A day to appreciate thigh fucking because thighs are amazing and unappreciated
Thigh fucking is so unappreciated! Let's make it known with national thigh fuck day
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Lawson: I love my body
My DICK: yeah me too
My DICK: I love dragging around
National big dick day is for all the big boys.
November 13th. A day for all of the gents to celebrate their endowment. The first National Big Dick Day was started in 1798 by John "Big J" Dickinson, with the date chosen to be his birthday. The validity of Big J's claims is disputed.
Matt: "How did you celebrate National Big Dick Day?"
Nate: "Not allowed to."
Matt: "Damn."
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A day we’re you celebrate all the people with the name Ewan by showing love and respect
This incredible holiday takes place on the 7th February
“Happy national love Ewan day Ewan!”
December 1st is a holiday for all the brave boys and men who fought through their urges throughout No Nut November! It’s a celebration of what they accomplished and what they will do during Destroy Dick December!
National Jerk Off Day is on December 1st! A celebration of what’s accomplished during No Nut November!!