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a blowout done by a hairstylist. Its normally very bouncy and has lots of volume. inspired by moms. the mom blow.
next time you go to the salon ask your hairstylist for the mom blow.
ex. client: “i want my blowout super bouncy and big”
hairstylist: “mom blow comin right up”
1. Drink a bunch of moonshine
2. Find a lady from Kentucky who doesn't have any teeth.
3. Convince her to give you a blow job.
4. When ejaculating in her mouth, smack her in the back of the head.
5. When she chokes and snorts out your moonshine-riden cum through her nose, light it on fire.
Dude, Tammy Rae gave me the best Kentucky Blow Torch last night!
When two fags play destiny 2 an overhyped dead game that literally costs 3 dollars at game stop play it every fucking day that enjoy a advance 69 position where the fat gay guy is on bottom being pegged in the mouth with the two Inch Willy by the other guy while he’s doing push ups on the fat man whilst sucking the crusty dick.
Nick and Josh play so much destiny two together they do a bungie blow job together after every lost match of gambit.
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When ones whistle is in the act of whistling and thus produces a crack is the whistle tune ending in a C minor key. Highly similar to that of 12 year old boy going through puberty attempting to talk.
"Did you hear that refs blow crack, his whistle must be really messed up!"
To blow up on the launch pad means to ejaculate on a woman’s pelvis or vagina before even entering.
*virgin*: Hey bro, I’m about to smash Vanessa tonight!
*bro*: Nice man, just try not to throw up from excitement or blow up on the launch pad lmaoooo!
When someones is blowing smoke in the shape of a round rings
Me and jo were smokeing hookah and I was blowing rings non-stop
A sex position; when a person is giving a blowjob to another person whilst the person are on their back.