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a girl or man has to give the person that showed you or sent you this head or let them smash
hey arianna look "show Lay of the Top" arianna starts giving head
1. "Al Pacino's performance in The Godfather was really tits and top hats."
2. Bob: "Hey, how was the party last night?"
Matt: "Tits and top hats, dude. You missed out."
#10: That one time Peter got fucked
Someone: “Top 10 Family Guy moments. Number 10, that one time Peter got fucked.”
To have a the CA experience. The West Coast, best coast experience. Shhh, don't tell nobody.
Joe: (Tired just got home from airport. PHONE RINGS)
Jane: Hi, Joe! You're back! How was California?!
Joe: Girl, it was lit. I went to game, saw E40 there, couple sideshows ...so many dimes like daisy dukes bikinis on top.
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You come back from brunch after a night out in Nashville, and your first coffee-fueled, post-alcohol dump of the day is knocking at the door. You get to your room to find the maid cleaning the toilet and you have no choice but to go in the sink.
I got back to my hotel room, but the maid was in there, and I couldn’t hold it, so I had no choice but to make it a Nashville Flat Top.
When you and a buddy are double teaming a woman and you have an arm wrestling match on her back.
Rat and Darron took a girl home from the bar last night and proceeded to pull the Over the top with her! Who won? Darron of course!
When the penis looks like the the first layer on uncooked Top Ramen Penis also known as Maruchan Cock
Sabrina-oh my God girl last night I went to perform fellatio you won't believe what the nightmares down there
Bria- I didn't have the best of luck last night either girl
Sabrina- he had Top Ramen penis I got up and left right away it looks like somebody took a uncooked Ramen noodle and somehow rolled it up that Maruchan Cock terrified me
