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yo momma so fat when she walked by the tv I missed 3 seasons of my favorite tv show
A answer to any question someone doesnt know the answer to
Teacher: Ok, Mark what is the captial city of Jamacia
Mark:emmm...errr. Yo Momma *laughs happily and hi-5s his friend*
October 21- Say yo momma as an answer everytime your teacher calls on you ;)
Mrs.Farticles: Yes Daryson
Daryson: YO MOMMA-
*and the crowd goes wild*
a internet joke that would be a starter for a roast.
Yo momma so fat, when she jumps into the swimming pool, she causes a tsunami.
Yo momma house:mainly define when yo boy Roderick is at yo momma house when Roderick at yo momma house you should try your hardest to make it to yo mom as fast as you can before Roderick fuck yo momma at yo momma house no matter how hard to try to make it you never do all you could do it sit and wait for Rodrick to leave yo momma which will take 5-10hours! beware if you see Roderick at yo momma house pray for yo momma
Example:Him:where Roderick
Her:I think I seen him at yo momma house
Him:oh no!!
Her:yup you to late all u can do is wait
A slimy, viscous string of nose cheese, the consistency of craft glue or thick maple syrup, that has a pleasantly elastic quality to it, allowing you to bounce it up and down from the end of your finger like a yo-yo. Best experienced only with close friends and family, not suitable for parties or somber gatherings.
This cold has me knocked out, but at least I got some good snot yo-yos to show for it.