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1. (n) an unbent hook; an artificial limb in place of an amputated kept straight as a cost effective means of body part replacement, as the hook bending process yeilds a higher expense.
2. (v) to violently or sexually insert a straight hook into one's body.
1. i couldn't afford a 20th century prosthetic, for when i lost control of the butter knife, nor could i afford a hook shaped hook, so i went with the straight hook option.
2.I'm going straight hook the fuck outa you.
when youre running around the mall and shitting everywhere but cant control the stream that is coming out of dat booty. but then it stops and you get abducted by chinese dragons. and then the dragons buy you stomach juice at walmart.
guy1 - what did you do last night?
guy2 - i was just boolin like a straight white asian alien walmart employee
When muttered or even shouted, this 2 word phrase serves as ambiguous disapproval of the actions of another, with no need for further explanation.
Typically this eye-witness exclamation will forecast a poor outcome of one’s actions while they are still in the making.
Example:
A couple watching a neighbor through their window as he struggles angrily to start a chainsaw in the driveway of his treeless property…
Husband: “Straight Fixin’”
Wife: “mmmhmmmm”
Straight Anal is a sex move where a straight couple (man and woman) perform anal. However, it is not the penis that is getting inserted into the woman's arsehole. The woman is inserting her vagina/tit into the man's arsehole. The man can be lying down and the woman can sit sideways across his arsehole facing either backwards or forwards if vagina inserting. If tit inserting, she should lie down on top of him and insert her tit.
Keith-'Yo Tim how was last night with Sommer'
Tim-'Bro we tried Straight Anal, it felt weird but was good'
Keith-'I need to try this with Riley'
mother: girl or woman who gave birth to a child
father: boy or man who was responsible for the formation of a one child or more children through sperm
parent: mother or father
grandmother: parent’s mother
grandfather: parent’s father
grandparent: parent’s parent
great-grandmother: grandparent’s mother
great-grandfather: grandparent’s father
great-grandparent: grandparent’s parent
great-great-grandmother: great-grandparent’s mother
great-great-grandfather: great-grandparent’s father
great-great-grandparent: great-grandparent’s parent
great-great-great-grandmother: great-great-grandparent’s mother
great-great-great-grandfather: great-great-grandparent’s father
great-great-great-grandparent: great-great-grandparent’s parent
daughter: girl or woman in relation to her parents
son: boy or man in relation to her parents
child: person in relation to her parents
granddaughter: child’s daughter
grandson: child’s son
grandchild: child’s child
great-granddaughter: grandchild’s daughter
great-grandson: grandchild’s son
great-grandchild: grandchild’s child
great-great-granddaughter: great-grandchild’s daughter
great-great-grandson: great-grandchild’s son
great-great-grandchild: great-grandchild’s child
great-great-great-granddaughter: great-great-grandchild’s daughter
great-great-great-grandson: great-great-grandchild’s son
great-great-great-grandchild: great-great-grandchild’s child
I am glad to see my relatives of consanguinity of straight line all gathered at Christmas.
When a heterosexual is in an uncomfortable, non-heterosexual, situation.
Being his first trip to Las Vegas, Thomas found himself in a dire straight after he got drunk in the wrong kind of bar.
When a person is straight but have gay tendencies. Semi feelings for the same sex.
I’m not les or bi but I started catching feelings for a girl..I think I’m straight in a half yo.