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The back side of the urban dictionary

Hi! Well uh, thi is even more secret than the secret side uh... Heres the nutrition info of the urban dictionary then.

CALORIES
150
Calcium 40mg 2%
Carbohydrate Total 18g 6%
Cholesterol 0mg 0%
Total Calories 150
Total Fat 8g 10%

Total Fat Saturated Fat 1g 6%

Total Fat Trans Fatty Acids 0g
Iron 0.3mg 0%
Dietary Fiber 1g 4%
Potassium 50mg 0%
Sodium 210mg 9%
Protein 2g
Sugars 1g
IQ 0.000000001 mg
And that is the nutrition info of the back side of the urban dictionary

by i killed my wife for children April 1, 2023


Average Urban Dictionary Writer

The average urban dictionary writer will make any word seem sexual, literally any word.

Mark: Hey man, can you tell me what the word 'sit' means?
Average Urban Dictionary Writer: It means that a girl sat on a mans penis

by got that 2mm May 6, 2022


urban dictionary word creator

google search urban dictionary new word

when you search urban dictionary word creator you wont be lead to where you’re actually trying to go which is urban dictionary new world

by ripzoe February 3, 2021


Is Urban Dictionary my mom?

"Is Urban Dictionary my mom?" Is asked when someone is a troll, or when dictionaries look for their long-lost mother from their DNA Tests. The less common reason why this is searched is from when a parent tells their child Urban Dictionary is their mom. The answer to this question is no, Urban Dictionary is sadly, not your mom.

Kid: "Mom are you really my real mother?"

Kid's Mother: "No son, Urban Dictionary is."

Kid: "Okay ill ask Google, "Is Urban Dictionary my mom?""

Or

Sad Troll: "I'm going to ask the internet "Is Urban Dictionary my mom?", I'm going to troll Google!" *Note: Google doesn't actually care

by FelledJudge January 10, 2022


Why does this Dictionary exist?

Nobody knows.

Hello, why does this Dictionary exist?
Idk, cause why not.

by ngbhjgzug March 25, 2020


urban dictionary t-shirt

The t-shirt Urban Dictionaryoffers as a product on its website. The definition of a word you find on their website can be printed on this shirt to you.

The t-shirt is defined as "Smooth, soft, slim fit American Apparel shirt. Custom printed. 100% fine jersey cotton, except for heather grey (90% cotton)."

Jackoff 1: Hey, I just got my new Urban Dictionary T-shirt. It has the definition of gay sex on it!

Jackoff 2: Oh, yeah? Well, mine has roast beef flaps on it!

Jackoff 3: Everyone loves my Urban Dictionary milf hunter T-shirt!

Downie Jackoff: I got a shirt with down syndrome on it!

Jackoff 4: I like my dick chicken shirt. What about you?

Jackoff 5: My mom took away my your mom T-shirt.

Ordinary, good-natured person: I don't have an Urban Dictionay t-shirt, but I have a nike just do it t-shirt with a nike swoosh on it!

(Jackoffs look at the ordinary person like a complete and utter retard)

by janjanmaniac October 7, 2016


Urban Dictionary’s Content Guidelines

Rules no one fucking cares about

someone: i made a definition for your name on Urban Dictionary
person 2: isn’t that against Urban Dictionary’s Content Guidelines?
person 1: who fucking follows those

by miseryxx January 12, 2022