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Person 1: "Capitalism is unsustainable and should be replaced"
Person 2: Thats such a Jake thing to say
A wild child-loving methhead who shits on the floor, and camps out on his roof waiting to catch little kids.
A little boy was startled after seeing a wild Jake on the rooftop
a guy who cant ever be there when you need him. He has people to do things for him.
Jake is the best person you will ever meet. If you ever become mates with a Jake keep them. if you lose them its gonna hurt.
Your mates with jake, dont lose him
Jake is ussually a midget which always loves cheese everyone loves him when he askes for food when he gets mad u bettter he will bite you with a force of a cat
Dick1: jake why your so short.
Jake:imma bite your knees bitch
jake is leng. jake is a fittie. jake is a hottie
“holy shit have you seen jake?”
“no, why?”
“because he’s so leng!”