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Jack Ryan is a former GOP Senate candidate for the State of Illinois against Barack Obama. He withdrew from the race after his unsealed divorce papers with actress Jeri Ryan alleged that he took her to sex clubs and asked her to engage in sexual activity in front of other patrons.
Jack brags all the time about coming from Harvard, being rich, being a genius, having a mansion in Malibu, and being friends with influential politicians yet all of his businesses have closed doors and he associates himself with convicted felons.
Sam: That politician messed up real bad being caught at a brothel.
Tom: Yeah, he pulled a Jack Ryan.
someone who sends pictures of their butthole to women
“butthole ryan just sent me a picture of his butt”
“ew”
Noun
a sentient being who exists outside of the norm because why not coconut.
It's possible that you're reading this because you know me or have a crush on me. Don't be shy; you can DM me on my Facebook or Instagram accounts. My messages are always open and I'm always available. We'll meet up there.
John Ryan is such a cutie no one can resist his charms >///<
Poehling: scores
Also Poehling: scores
Also Poehling: scores
Also Poehling: gets SO winner
Me: Ryan Poehling yes
Ryan J is an epic UK YouTuber known for making shite videos. He Is part of a group channel called "Me And The Boys." All the members (including him) are nonces. He does have a massive cock though.
Your Friend - "Did You See The New Ryan J Video?"
You - "Ew No! Why Would I Watch That Nonce?"
Jacked, hangs out with the chillest dudes, wears the freshest clothes, eats at the best restaurants, gets all the ladies.
I would fuck Ryan Miller. HARD. Almost as hot as Luigi