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I have met somebody known as the American pop singer today, and she used to wear bows!
Who?
Not gonna tell you…
When a fat ass belly flops on a bitch with an American flag hanging out of her vagina screaming while falling "ALL AMERICAN SLAM" and when he ejaculates bacon grease comes out of the dick hole
I All-American slammed that bitch to the ground
A mashed up mass of middleschooler bodies in the shape of a pancake, covered in nacho cheese and eaten on a giant bun.
Bro, I turned that middleschool into an American Pancake!
A splint made of a erect penis and a couple zip ties to support your leg if broken and in a low resource situation.
"Josh! Get the zip ties and that picture of your sister, I have to make a South American splint"
When one wears corduroy pants and a corduroy shirt/jacket
Oh hey! Look at Jimmy, he’s wearing an American tuxedo! I
1) The acting and mannerisms that put 1st world wants in front of other human’s well being or life.
2) The ignorance in which you feel everything and everyone should revolve around your feelings.
Person 1: “Wow, look at all those people standing in the middle of street demanding the government to open the state.”
Person 2: “Yeah looks like they got a hard case of Americanism.”
Becoming fat and racist and getting freedom
Friend one: I feel like having a hamburger ‘cause I’m free to do so but I will only buy one from a white guy
Friend two: Dude you’re Americaning