Random
Source Code
Random
either used as an insult or when you eat so many apples that you get cancer
"hey"
"what?"
"your eating to many apples. your gonna get some cancer. you hoe. if you eat too many apples you get Apple cancer."
Jazz apples are a type of apple developed in New Zealand. They are a cross between Royal Gala and Braeburn
Hey, Tesco are doing a deal on jazz apples, they're half price!
Used in conversation with Matthew Ethan Andre Gilchrist-Gray.
"yo bro tryna hop on the game?"
"green fried apples"
"???"
Apple nemesis are friends from not so long time ago that have more or less equivalent apples, but also have oposing ideologies. They are therefore always fighting with each other.
“Last night I went to a party and my apple-nemesis came too, so we began fighting for our apples”
An acceptable way to describe a beautiful vagina on a female as she walks away with her backside pointed in your direction
Damn, check out the apple muffin on that honey, so tasty!
the best fucking place only downside is that they only have piss I mean Pepsi products
I banged the waiter at apple bees
the deadliest word to ever be spoken. upon reciting, a great fat man will rise from the ground with a chicken in hand. he will then throw the chicken at you, causing you to be severely burned and constipated. if it is said as a curse to someone, they will receive twice the punishment: the power of 1,000 laxatives cast upon them.
person 1: what if i say the word?? :)
person 2: DON'T!!! apple/banana IS THE DEADLIEST WORD TO EVER BE SPOKEN! A FAT MAN WILL RISE FROM THE GROUND AND THROW A CHICKEN AT ME!! DON'T CURSE ME EITHER OR I'LL BE CURSED WITH 1,000 LAXATIVES AND SHIT MYSELF!!
person 1: apple
person 2: AHHH THIS CHICKEN BURNS
person 1: banana
person 2: WHY DO I HAVE SUCH BAD GAS PAINS :(((
person 1: I hope you get banana'd buddy
person 2: I'M SHITTING EVERYWHERE