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1. A type of handshake in which one person lifts one knee at a time while waving their arms.
2. A sexual act.
1. Up high
down low
can you bird it?
2. This one chick birded my friend for 20 minutes straight!
The act in when a person shouts "rrrrreeeeeeeeeeerrrrrrrr!!!!!" in a often annoying tone
Bob quit being a pink bird it is very annoying!
A considerate dude who frequently/diligently tidies/smoothes/re-adjusts the blankets/pillows while canoodling in bed with you, just as the well-known feathered grass-walled-nest dweller does to please a female who drops in to visit.
Tiffany always appreciates my being a bower-bird bed-buddy, since it feels so much more pleasant to sleep with me if the blankets are always neat and uniformly covering us, especially during the cooler seasons.
uf you are thinking of having pet birds, thick twice. or TRICE literal so noisy all the time. morning noon and night, you'll be greeted by their "AAAAAACCCCCCCCK" :D yes
friend: "should i get pet birds?"
me: "no."
Something SO fucked suicide IS an option
I had a bird box day..and I'm on 72 hour hold for my own safety.
When you ejaculate on a womans eyes to glue them shut, get them a cum rag and tie it like a blindfold and give them a reason to hurriedly navigate somewhere blindly
I got cum on Shannon's eyes so I threw a rag around her and told her the house was on fire, she hit 3 walls and knocked over the table trying to Bird Box her way out
When you go to somebody’s house for a sex date for the first time and they only wear a blind fold and never take it off. Then you have sex, leave and they never see your face.
Johnny left his apartment door unlocked for me, I went into his bedroom to find him naked. I bird boxed him and left.