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neighborhood in new city, ny. it (along with the new city gardens, downtown, etc.) is one of the few neighborhoods in new city that isn't filled with jappy rich spoiled brats living in huge mansions. in fact, the new city condos consists of mainly small-sized 3 level townhouses. It is also very diverse in races and ethnicities. It has alot of russians, blacks, and italians and is a lower-middle class neighborhood that lacks spoiled brats. it is also walking distance from all the shops and cool places to chill in new city unlike the rich side where you have to drive to get to town.
kid 1: I'm going to friends house in new city today.
kid 2: So you're going to a rich, stuck-up person's house
kid 1: no, he lives in the new city condos.
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a girl lies on a bed, tied up and blind-folded. the dude tells her he is going to pour warm water on her naked body and instead he pisses all over her.
that stupid bitch, she fell for the ol' kansas city shower and now she smells like piss
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New York City is like 1/2 shit hole and the other 1/2 is awsome. I'll give it places like time square central park and shit like that, but most of it is filled with traffic and mobs of people. The air smells like shit from all the car exaust. To some people it might be the greatest place in the U.S. or maybe even the world, but thats probably only because the only places they've ever been to there are like Brodway and Madison Square Garden. Some people just love NYC because september 11th happened and they've never even been there before. It's not like I don't care that that happened but that doesn't make NYC any better of a place. If your from NYC I respect you, NYC is just not for me.
i <3 new york
pish tosh, thats cause you've never been anywhere else
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The band, also; Auburn, CA. A small town in northern California in which the population does not exceed 15,000, all stores are closed every Sunday, and the only thing to do there is to play music.
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A North Korea based forum with no freedom of speech. Kim Jong-Chul is the city-data forum administrator, and he clearly resides in Pyongyang and is a known relative of the late Kim Il-Sung and Kim Jong-Il, and that country's current dictator Kim Jong-Un. His city-data forum profile lies that he's in Illinois, but he's actually in Pyongyang. The Administrator and every single mod, as well as over 95 percent of posters on the city-data forum, are residents of Pyongyang. And it's strange that Chicago, Il is their golden calf. They've recently put new rules in that only residents of Pyongyang are allowed to use their forum. Not only posting something that someone finds offensive, but also even joining if you're not a resident of Pyongyang will get you banned immediately. They read and log your IP address, and if your IP address doesn't come from Pyongyang, they'll ban you for treason. They also have blocked innumerable other sites, including Topix, for treason. As an example, you write "Topix" in a post and it activates a filter that censors it and replaces it with "domain blocked due to treason."
Typical city-data forum vBulletin messages for non-Pyongyang residents and/or persons who post something considered offensive are often as follows;
You have been banned for the following reason;
Treason.
Date the ban will be lifted; Never.
Or even;
You have been banned for the following reason;
Traitor.
Date the ban will be lifted; Never.
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A city with REAL gangsters (Russian, Italian, Chinese etc) Mafias. Not as many stupid shitskin punks shooting each other over who is wearing blue or red.
A city so intellectually stimulating and exciting that it can incite even negoroes into creative writing such as early raps. But that has now degenerated like everything else by (non New York) negroes, into assanine pussy punk pigtail talk like Snoopy Dogg.
This 15 year old tourist went into this bar and New York, and probably could have got served. Cept he was an asshole and said to the bartender "Just give me a Manhattan, dickhead." The Bartender said "Yes sir!" Then the kid could get the drink someone wiped a big brown booger on the inside of the glass. The kid said "Hey what the fuck? WHAT IS THAT BROWN CLUMP OF SHIT FLOATING AT THE TOP?" He said "It must be Harlem, pussy boy!" Then everyone laughed profusioly at him.
Why does Harlem stand out as such an eyesore? Why else!
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New York City is actually five small counties(boroughs) in the southern part of New York state. Two of the counties are on western Long Island(Queens and Brooklyn); two counties are islands(Manhattan and Staten Island); and one county is on the southern tip of the state(Bronx). New York City is one of the financial capitals of the Western Hemisphere and has many attractions for tourists. Most of these attractions are in Manhattan. However, there are some good places to visit in the other four boroughs.
New York is a great place to visit and has some great restaurants. Be prepared, though. Many things in Manhattan are very expensive. If you want a good, cheap restaurant, I recommend going to one of the other boroughs(specifically Queens). The cultural diversity of New York makes way for many restaurants with cuisines from many countries.
Some good attractions in the city include Bronx Zoo, the Coney Island aquarium, Museum of Natural History, Intrepid Museum, and Statue of Libterty. For sports fans, there is also Shea Stadium in Queens, Yankee Stadium in Bronx, Giants Stadium and Prudential Center in nearby New Jersey, Madison Square Garden in Manhattan, and Nassau Veterans Memorial Colloseum in Nassau county(east of Queens).
Despite all this, New York City does have its problems. Inflation is causing the prices of good to go up even more. Not to mention, gentrification and other things are causing housing to go up. Ever since 9/11, it's been getting worse and worse to live in the city. Even in the less expensive outer boroughs. On top of this, some of the residents are arrogant morons who like to talk about how great the city is. Some parts of the city are also areas you want to stay away from(Harlem, certain parts of Brooklyn, Queens, and Bronx).
*Tourists from another city.*
1st tourist: New York City has been a great place to visit the last four days. The Statue of Liberty looks splendid from here. We should go see it.
2nd tourist: Sure, then we can go to Shea Stadium later and watch those Mets get whipped by the Braves! The Braves shall rise again!
1st tourist: Ok...
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