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Its raining outside “good day to be a duck”
P1- “what’s the weather like outside”
P2 - “good day to be a duck it’s as wet as fuck”
When A Duck Gives You Lemons, Make Lemonade With The Duck!
Duck Lemonade is tasty.
Most people hate him
But he a good boi. One of teh best bois
: That Duck Hunt Dog
a duck that has too many dicks
my friend has a duck and it is a dicky duck
Yuck ducking is a fuck sport, where bitches on YouTube or Facebook vibrate their pussies and QUEEF like a duck quaking! It's high mileage roast beef lipped whit e girl pussy that got tore up by BBC. You will NEVER see a tight pink rose bud ever do that. Women that can do this are known as QUACKWHORES.
Jill is very good at Yuck Ducking NOW, she used to work at Mons Venus and gave lots of naked lap dances to black men with money. Occasionally.... I mean daily she slipped and fell on some BBC and it went right in the hole over and over again. Eventually her little rosebud turned into the high mileage fucked out roast beef pussy. Loose as a Goose! Now with her high milage wore out, stretched out hole she gas found a new call in life. Literally making duck calls with her farting pussy! No one wants her now except the occasional OG. Her money went down so NOW she is making YouTube and Facebook videos of herself YUCK DUCKING to entertain the masses. It's pornography with her clothes on. ATLEAST THIS BITCH HAS A ONLYFANS!
When a man with a partially erect penis has two erect penises inserted into his foreskin.
It is encouraged to make gun noises.
If both men ejaculate at the same time, it's called jamming the gun.
The orgy's not as good since Jerry left, but with three people, we can still make a duck foot pistol.
Gary was sad that the Viagra kicked in so quickly and he was unable to make a duck foot pistol.
a game where two homies glue their dicks together and the first person to say a word other than quack loses
guy 1: "do ya see john and bill over there glueing ducks?"
guy 2: "kinda gay ngl"