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Fingering your girlfriend in both holes, using the index and middle finger. A full Spock would be using your index and middle fingers in one hole, and the ring and little finger in the other.
My lady wasn't satisfied with only a half Spock, so I had to add more fingers.
Half soulmates: a couple that is probably not good for each other. But they love each other and can’t leave each other alone. The problem could be communication, drug addiction, cheating, toxicity, etc. Being a half soulmate is for both parties and NOT one sided.
“Man I really love him, and he’s my soulmate but he sucks at communication!
“You mean he’s your half soulmate, he won’t even leave you alone after you tell him to and you STILL go back!”
Chad: Guys Malinda and Gary are both looking pretty hot.
Devon: dude I thought you were heterosexual
Chad: Nah man I’m half-straight.
Refers to someone pretending to be gay, usually done as a joke, a bet, or for some kind of monetary gain.
Logan Paul has half a sausage up his ass.
This guy, has half a sausage up their ass. Clearly they are just acting gay to get money.
Vancouver Island, BC Native slang for half breed
“Are you half smoked? Whose your parents?”
The length of time it takes for a piccolo to stay in tune.
James: "Hey, I think that piccolo player stayed in tune for a whole note!"
Alex: "No, silly, everyone knows piccolo players can only stay in tune for a half note."