This term will most likely be heard in the uk. It is used when surprised or appalled.
Mike:(gives Derek a fright)
Derek:Jesus Christ on a bloody bike!!!
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Taking a risk or some initiative....most often used by Texas women and associated with pulling out into traffic.
**while waiting behind a car to turn onto a contested street and theyβve missed a few chances**
βSome people just donβt know how to step out and meet Jesusβ
"Hey man did you see the second cumming of jesus christ."
"No, im not into that wierd shit."
jager, grey goose vodka, gold schloger, and red bull... on the rocks.. get at me
"Hey man instead of doing that blaster lets get a jesus christ on a coke binge!!"
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A term used by small/simple-minded when they are not getting their way, frustrated, or feel threatened by something that they don't understand.
John Doe- "That would be a cool thing to invent."
Mrs.Doe- "Jesus fucking christ John, focus in the now."
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The son of God who came down to Earth to literally die like a lamb to the slaughter so that we could have everlasting life. People think he's a magician but how does a magician show up somewhere randomly and heal hundreds of thousands of people from things like cancer and leprosy?
Timmy: You worshipping your magical sky daddy?
Random christian on the street: I don't worship some "sky daddy," I worship Jesus Christ, my lord and savior!
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An expression of shock, fear or just plain surprise. Originating from the movie Team America.
Jesus Titty Fucking Christ!, don't scare me like that!
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