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Fellatio given to a man who has only home because the weather conditions have closed his school or work.
When I found out my work was going to be closed the next day I told her she had to give me a snow day blow j.
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Advice given to adolescents to remember to use a condom.
Yo bitch, do I needs to put da j-hat on da bozak?
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WHILE HAVING ANAL SEX WITH A HUMAN YOU REMOVE YOUR PENIS IN AN EXTREME FASHION WHICH CAUSES THE SAID HUMAN TO SHIT THEMSLEVES. YOU WERE PREPARED AND YOU HAVE TWO SLICES OF BREAD.....ONE WITH JELLEY ON IT. YOU CATCH THE SHIT ON THE OTHER SLICE OF BREAD....SLAP THEM TOGETHER....THROW THEM IN A BAGGIE AND GET BACK TO BUSINESS.
THAT SUCKS THAT MY DAD ATE MY LEFTOVER PB AND J SANDWICH.
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A fucking hypocrite who will try and make your life hell at any given moment, will not give a second thought to boasting about his non existent talent. Usually is spotted lurking around Minecraft java edition's down syndromic little brother, bedrock.
Oh my god he's such a Ben J. Clarke
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The fashion of wearing a white dress shirt with a thin black tie. J.W. (or Dub) short for dubble yeeew as in Jehovah Witness ......they wear the white dress shirt with the black tie when they knock on doors. Very fashionable in recent years.
Q:Say dog, what are you wearing tonight?
A:Oh you know I'm gonna to be J-Dub Down tonight playboy!
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A nickname given to someone who masterbates too much.
I bet that kid is a johnny j skizz.
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Donald J. Trump is a massive piece of shit and very worthless
Donald J. Trump is a fucking orange that's why he lost the election
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