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Jake’s Dilemma

When someone says “I’m never drinking again” after a night of heavy drinking.

Jake: “I’m never drinking again
Sam: “you said that last week, Jake’s dilemma

by Fish20 February 18, 2023


jake dodge

absolute fucking pussy

jake dodge is a bitch

by Jake dodge November 9, 2018


Jake Leverett

He may be a J name and a libra but surprisingly doesn’t fall into the stereotypes of either category. Although he is kind of a nerd and definitely has two monitors with a rainbow keyboard, he’s nice and has a fat velumptious butt.

I have a crush on Jake Leverett, I hope we move to Switzerland together.

by user213283 October 12, 2020


Jake Orr

A creation of the god Gas Goose himself, Jake Orr strives only to serve his great master. But with Gutterbutt's powers rising, Jake Orr now stands in between both sides- undecided.

Wow, Jake Orr is pretty cool.

by Gutterbutt August 23, 2017


Jake Coren

When old people get random spurts of sexually attraction and start attempting to have sex with the nearest object. This has been known to occur between old men and their dogs.

I walked in on my Nan the other day during a Jake Coren with the tv remote up her pussy

by Nosneb1 October 17, 2010


Jake Noble

Jake Noble is the best kinda person and had a extremely large penis

That guy is deffo a Jake noble

by FTC STAND UP February 16, 2021


Jake Slack

Jake slack is the lead guitarist in the band chapter 13. He is one hell of a talented geeza.

He is probably the best guitarist you’ll meet, yes Brian May has competition now.

Jake slack is so good at guitar solos. Wow.

by lillsclark;) January 5, 2021