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Make kids with whoever and whatever you want on November the 1st you can do whatever you like even make kids with a lamppost it doesn't matter but today also marks national slap an inbred day so slap any insestual person you can
Jim: erm why the fuck are you snagging the lampost
Tom: its November 1st national make kids day we can do whatever we like
Jim: oh ok
Everything in the world is harmful if in large amounts, and this includes all-natural fruits, water, etc. , because the dose (amount) makes the poison (lethal).
Ad: "No artificial sweeteners, all-natural! Detox drink"
Me: "The dose makes the poison, do you know that everything can be toxic?"
The process of making scrambled eggs
Dom: Yo want some breakfast?
Sarah: oh you making crack?
The process of making scrambled eggs
Dom: Yo want some breakfast?
Sarah: oh you making crack?
When someone is being retarded and making every bad decision they can think of
I don’t know what to tell you she’s just been making banana bread
This is when a girl masturbates with a banana for so long that the banana cooks and begins to smell like banana bread.
That girl had a wild Saturday night making banana bread!
When the friction from anal f*cking makes the corn from last night’s tacos start popping.
Hey, honey! Wanna make popcorn tonight?