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When you wait to long to poop and leave dots in your undies.
I had a bad case of cheetah pants the other night.
At the end of a rant when someone needs to catch their breath from exhaustion.
Excuse my rant pant. I still...mean...what I said...
The type of pants recommended for a bunch of guys who party hard, drink a lot and may hit a pool party or lagoon style jam. It’ll be used to keep their junk from impregnating other girls by mistake, hence the waterproof necessity. Also good for rain.
Yo, these waterproof pants saved me from child support nuff times still.
When you suck water up into your gaping vag hole and it oozes back out into your pants much later.....making a smelly mess.
Damp Pants
After a long night in the hot tub; I bent her over only to findsmellydamp pants.
She said that she had taken a long bath earlier that day. Yet, still there was this smell. When she bent over I looked in horror to see the origin of the stank.There it was. Right in the cameltoe center of her yoga pants.......The wet spot. She had damppants for sure!
The INCORRECT way of spelling pance.
"Are you ready to leave?"
"Hang on I just need to put on my pants" - (incorrect)
"Hang on I just need to put on my pance" - (correct)
God's way of giving each one of us a hug... On our bottom halves.
Jesus wore blue jeans. Those were some nice pants.