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When you reached the deepest parts of the abyss, misery, darkness, and suffering that you start begging god to just end it all.
Brother: I came inside you, your egg is fertillized with my cursed Genes.
Sister: Oh god please just kill me
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just look how good he is, ohhhhhhhhhhhh... u little thing put your chin up so i can scratch your neck u wittle furball, then i will take my cock and fuck the shit out of this fucking huge guinea pig and make it guzzle my cum :)
oh he is a good capybara, i wonder if he is ready for what i got
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When you're on enough drugs to use this sentence.
McQuack: 'OH SHIT! Me Dick's On Fire!'
Megan: 'Get Lewis to blow it out ;)'
McQuack: '-_-
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Something that has to do with a little whore that was born
Oh you mother fucking whore you seriously made that
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WHat you say when you've done something stupid. This expression catches peoples attention and should not be used in a professional environment. In the right scenario, it can illict laughter. Also used when you've forgotten something important.
For extra effect say: oh my god i forgot to microwave the baby
Dave: Hey Jim, did you remember everthing?
Jim: Umm, i think so- OH MY GOD I MICROWAVED THE BABY!
Shawn: I think thats everything... i packed clothes, locked the door, gave a key to the neighbors...
Brenda: Are you forgetting something
Shawn: *PAUSES* OH MY GOD I FORGOT TO MICROWAVE THE BABY!
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Something louder than anything and whishlist karlson so it will be release
Dani:Oh you don't know what karlson is?
ITS JUST A LITTLE GAME I'M WORKING OH ABADA AGAFAHA
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expression used to laugh off a shitty situation. like' oh what the the hell, its okay' or 'screw it, it's not important'
person a: SHIT I DIDNT SAVE THE FILE
person b: oh hard damn, this is my jam
person a: yeah screw it, who gives a shit
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