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A sentence used on a night out by myself but it could easily become a thing.Used in the context of getting sick etc when one of your mates who’s not the best singer etc is offering to sing for your group of friends.
Don’t sing mate because this will send me straight to the toilet.
When something is really good.
Yo that outfit is Straight MAC
Mt dew and coca cola energy mixed together also known as Jesus water
Oh that tastes like straight yager
A straight guy who is curious to how it would feel if he jammed his finger up his ass.
Jack: *Jerking off to some missionary
Jack: *Starts to get re ally curious
Jack: *Jams finger up his ass
Jack: *Smells Finger
Jack: *proceeds to wash hands
Jack: "And that's the story of how I became an experimental straight and not bisexual.
The most catastrophic and devastating insult available. Everytime a mortal mentions this forbidden word, the void approaches earth with greater magnitude
Carl: your'e mom gay
Steve: no u
terry: ur dad gay
Steve: No, ur dad 2 degrees straight
world: suffers hideous injuries
person 1: bro should we go digging straight down?
person 2: bro NO
person 1: why???
person 2: because its suicide
incredibly intoxicated, usually to the point that you cannot speak or think.
chris: where'd you party last night? by the time i saw you, you were wobbly-bonesin'
eli: oooo yeah, i was straight freaked.