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A grouping of Girl Scout cookies
I just ate a pant size of Girl Scout cookies.
"Susan, get my pants" refers to a quote from a home video of the 1998 Columbus, NE tornado. Now widely memed for it's comical nature and being out-of-place in a tornado video.
Person 1: "Susan, get my pants"
Person 2: "What the fuck why are you filming a fucking tornado without pants"
"Susan, get my pants" refers to a quote from a home video of the 1998 Columbus, NE tornado. Now widely memed for it's comical nature and being out-of-place in a tornado video.
Person 1: "Susan, get my pants"
Person 2: "What the fuck why are you filming a fucking tornado without pants"
Pants that make your ass cheeks look fly
Guy: Ouugh thicky Nicky those sexy pants are making you thiqqq
Pants (usually cargo pants) with a camo print.
I enlisted in the military, I'll be wearing IT pants there.
When one sexual partner shaves themself (any body hair, but particularly pubic) and then applies a layer of Vaseline to their par tner's legs, followed by the hair. This is done pre-coitus and is often used in gender reversal fantasies.
Guy 1: Hey, dude, where did your leg hair go?
Guy 2: I gave my girl a pair of phlannel pj pants before we had sex last week. The sex was great, but the cleanup was a lot to deal with.
When you accidentally ejaculate while running a 5K marathon and are forced to finish the race.
The marathon went great but the last mile I had to deal with ranch pants.