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Porn Handed

When you fall asleep while watching porn and someone walks in.

I was caught porn handed. I was jackin to some BDSM, and I feel asleep. I woke up to my sister vomiting because of the horrible site.

by Basileusoftheworld December 10, 2015


Porn Cocktail

(N.) A glass of ejaculate.

Nicole drank a porn cocktail last night after I filled the glass!

by Vlnvlavclmkr247 November 18, 2019


Porn Addict

Kav

Kav is such a porn addict that he lost all his fwends because of it 3:

by SoftPawb September 30, 2024


I got the porn

Its a phrase you say when you and your friend have been looking for something for a long time and you finallly found it. You use that phrase to tell them that you found it.

Me: Guess what
Friend: What?
Me: I GOT THE PORN LOLOLOL
Friend: oh my gOD ABOUT TIME

by gigglyxmuke March 8, 2015


homosexual sussy porn

when you stick it in another mans ass and kill him while recording

damn that ass phat. id love to make some homosexual sussy porn with you

by Black niggeronius March 21, 2022


Inadvertent porn

Compromising pictures and/or videos posted to the internet without the person's knowledge.

Imagine my surprise when I discovered I was featured in some inadvertent porn on RedTube.

by Richie Incognito January 17, 2011


funny porn

Porn either made with comedic intent in mind, or porn so bad it's funny.

I once saw porn where a guy fucked his wife with a rubber chicken. it was funny porn

by CrungleChugger97 October 21, 2021