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post jew

A person of Jewish origin who does not believe and or practice the Jewish religion.

Person A: I'm Jewish.

Person B: Do you go to Synagogue?

Person A: Nay, I am a post Jew.

by marcusmaximus June 2, 2024


Post-Jew

A person of Jewish decent or heritage who became an Atheist and or Agnostic or was not raised in any religion at all.

Person A: You're Jewish right?

Person B: No, I am Post-Jew.

by marcusmaximus May 23, 2024


post-ending depression

A state of melancholy following the ending of an engaging story.

The great show you watched came to a finale, you finished a thrilling game or read the last chapter of a good book and now you feel sad, empty, you're processing what happened - that's post-ending depression.

Johnny: What's up, you look kinda sad.
Jackie: Oh, it's nothing. Just post-ending depression.

Johnny: What'd that be?
Jackie: I finished playing Cyberpunk 2077 and the ending hit me hard. I didn't expect █████ to die and when the credits theme started pla-
Johnny: You fucking dickwipe! Why'd you spoil it for me like that huh?
Jackie: What? I didn't think you wanted to play the game, you said it sucked!
Johnny: Your mom sucks! My dick! Every Tuesday!
Jackie: That's it! I'm gonna shut that dirty mouth of yours up!
*both start to kiss violently*

by Johnny Silverdick August 17, 2022


Pastel Posting

(Verb) The Act of posting one-sided & unreliably sourced social media photos or tweets preaching about a complex political issue in an attempt to feel good about oneself for doing next to nothing. The name originates from the common “Pastel” colored font & graphics displayed on many Instagram posts.

Most commonly (but not always) associated with young socially-leftist & “woke” college aged kids.

I unfollowed her on Instagram after her feed devolved into repeated pastel posting about The Israeli Palestine conflict.

Millions of pastel posts from American children did absolutely nothing to sway Xi Jinping’s mind on the issue.

by Pantin Zombie June 22, 2021


Post line depression

When you finish the last line of magical dust and experience the aftermath of pure depression.

Fuaark bro, the post line depression in this one is strong, we should’ve got another bag brahs

by L JLO T July 28, 2023


post my reply

to tell/text someone (preferable on youtube or in a conversation) that you alredy know my answer so, yea "post my reply"

some guy: dude haily and jeff are at the lovers arcade together, there dateing? averege joe: dude "post my reply" seriously. -_-

by Darkworrior assassin October 30, 2010


Post-Peg

The after or past tense of pegging.

“You attending the post-peg” - J.Ross

by OG Giggleshitter December 22, 2024