Taking a shit so big that it feels like you've been punch it the brown eye when it comes out!
I may have been shit punched but at least I'm no longer constipated !
When a game is won only because one team had more coiners.
We're all in nub armor, they bought the best gear, the damn coiners. We've been coin punched.
An involuntary fist thrust in result of something said by a millennial asshole.
Adam: bro, that flatbill is supes gucci.
Charlie: ....
Adam: (reflex punched in the face)
A day where you can punch a female's boobs. Don't do it to a stranger though. This was made in response kick in the balls day
Hey it's boob punching day, yknow what that means!
A slang term for a drink that has been spiked, usually at a frat party
Person 1: Did you just see Becky pissing herself?
Person 2: Yeah, I'm not surprised. I saw her drinking some of that blue punch earlier.
An Australian term for masturbation
"Hey wazza I'm just gonna go out back and punch the dolphin"
hit the cervix during intercourse
"Ouch! You punched my donut!"
Punch the donut