Two man rule

An aid for young straight males in order to define the age of a young looking peice of ass.
It is often done silently, accompanied by a knowing smirk, and a 'thumbs-up' by at least two people. It is now considered to be ok to go 'tap that ass'.
It'll hold up in court as well.

Jed: Look at that mate! she looks a bit young though....

Gaz: I'll TWO MAN RULE it.. (knowing smile, thumb up)

Jed: Allllrrrright! (Thumb up)

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Rule 66

Rule 66 of the internet- Twisted Testicles is funny.

I've imortalized Cody as Rule 66

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Australian rules football

A 'game' which does not even resemble football, more like rugby with a shitload of violence included.

Generally referred to in the UK as 'Attack, Foul, Lynch'

He got marmelised playing Australian rules football. A quick game of Attack, Foul, Lynch left him in hospital for 2 weeks.

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double sock rule

Wearing two pairs of socks cancels out the sock rule

Jayden- I’m wearing 2 pairs of socks so it definitely can’t cancel the sock rule

Abraham-awe your gay now it cancels it out that’s on the double Sock Rule

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Pussy Rules of Engagement

The rules certain gamers or server admins put on gameplay to restrict normal function of the game and make it easier for them to play. For instance, disallowing shotguns, grenade launchers, or camping in first person shooters. Can be shortened to PRE or PRoE. Alternate version is "Panzy Rules of Engagement."

This server is running on pussy rules of engagement, I'm going somewhere else.

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The Bad Girls Rules

A book written by Missy Miliani that debuted on itunes and sold a million copies.

did you read that book The Bad Girls Rules? Its a good book! Im a bad girl now cuz of it!

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Two-inch Rule

A rule used by women saving themselves for marriage. You remain a virgin if it only goes in two inches or less.

"I can't believe you lost your virginity to Chuck."
"Nope. Two-inch Rule. I didn't lose a thing. I can still wear white."

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