Rural Dictionary

hoe check

1. To verbally attack someone who has gotten out of line; to put someone back into their place. To bring a hoe back down to a hoe level. Some people use the term check for short. But check actually derives the term hoe check.

2. To make sure someone is where s/he is supposed to be.

Origin: Pimps would check their hoes when they got out of line or got a smart mouth. They would also perform hoe checks by making sure their hoes were in their proper locales to pick up a trick.
Now, like many slang terms. Hoe check has come into use into mainstream society and is used in a similar manner.

Hoe Check #1: Traditional Hoe Check!

Girl one: walks around strutting thinking she's the shit.
Girl two: :rolls eyes:
Girl one: What bitch, you hating? Don't be mad 'cause I look good.
Girl two: Naw bitch you think you look good but you might look better if your tracks wasn't hanging out in the back!
Girl two's friend: Ha Ha, Check that hoe!
Girl one runs off crying and trying to cover her shameful tracks in the back of her head.

Hoe Check 2#
Boy calls his girl's mom's house.
Mom: Hello?
Boy: Sup? My girl said she was coming over there.
Mom: Hold on.
Girl: :picks up phone: Hello?
Boy: Hoe check. :Hangs up phone:

by AppleBrownBetty December 14, 2007

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superman that hoe

when a guy jizzes on a girl's back and tells her he's gonna wipe it up with a towel, when really he just throws it on her back so that it gets stuck and looks like superman's cape.
preferably with a red towel.

watch me crank that soulja boy then SUPERMAN THAT HOE

by chingaling October 2, 2007

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