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Butt Baby

While performing sloppy anal sex with little to no care; if semen is allowed to drip from the anus into the vagina what we now know as a butt baby has the potential of being conceived. Butt babies are quite obviously identified as their overwhelming need to whine about everything and their pungent odor that will never fade.

UPDATE: Warning! It has been confirmed that a dirty toilet seat can also result in becoming pregnant with a butt baby!

Daryl: I hate that douche Scott. I can't believe he has a job here, I don't even think he is capable of dressing himself.

Bill: Dude... Scott is a butt baby, stop being so judgmental and put yourself in his poopy shoes for a hot minute.

Daryl: Oh man, I had no idea... now I feel like a butt baby.

by Cuddlesworth October 13, 2015

14πŸ‘ 8πŸ‘Ž


Baby Benz

A low end Mercedes Benz motorcar, usually purchased in the hopes of impressing women who are ignorant of it's cost. More often than not, it is re-badged with a higher class alphanumeric title (ex. C320 entry level model to an S500 luxury flagship sedan) and AMG badges regardless of type.

"You - ringin’ bells with bags from Chanel
Baby Benz, traded in your Hyundai Excel
Fully equipped, CD changer with the cell
She beeped me, meet me at twelve"

Notorious B.I.G., One more chance

by Susumu November 9, 2007

45πŸ‘ 34πŸ‘Ž


baby cult

Baby cult is a group of people on TikTok that make jewelry out of tiny plastic baby’s . These people are currently at war with worm in a string cult who make jewelry out of and worship worms on a string

Baby cult will murder every worm on a string cultist

by Baby cultist 69 November 3, 2019

23πŸ‘ 15πŸ‘Ž


baby jesus

Another term for blow job, "bj"

Mary was still a virgin and wasn't ready for sex, so she gave him a baby jesus.

by Pilot K October 14, 2013

37πŸ‘ 27πŸ‘Ž


baby powder

it is cocaine you stupid fuck

Yo man you got any baby powder?

by missourimaniac February 14, 2005

100πŸ‘ 82πŸ‘Ž


shower babies

When a man masturbates in the shower,

This one time at band camp, i was scrubbing my balls and before i knew it, i had produced many shower babies.

by cyber thug December 21, 2008

18πŸ‘ 11πŸ‘Ž


Blood Baby

A baby born whilst her/his mother is on her period. Thus, when s/he is born, she is covered in blood. The effect is especially pronounced on children born to women with heavy flows.

Nurse: "Oh my God, she's birthed Satan!"

Doctor: "Calm down, that's just a blood baby."

by GoonGoblin8 October 16, 2010

18πŸ‘ 11πŸ‘Ž