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when my grandma died, they carried her casket in a cadaver car .
A Jewish summer camp tradition that happens at the break of dawn. The steps are as followed:
1) buy a ton of Chinese food the day or morning before
2) leave the Chinese food on the dash of your car all day in the summer sun
3) have all participants dress only in their underwear, lock themselves in the car with windows rolled up, and blast the heater. The more participants the better
4) upon eating every last bite of the Chinese food, the participants will leave the car and piss their pants
5) lastly, with the sunset in full swing, the participants (covered in their own urine) end the tradition by running in the lake
Hey bro are you thinking of doing hot pork car tomorrow?
Yeah man I'll go to Win Yeung tomorrow to buy the noodles
Bottle or can Bud Light -Natty Light and Keystone Light both acceptable - with a shot of Jack Daniel’s dropped in.
Coca-Cola floater for pussies.
Go DAWGS let’s go get us sum dem redneck car bombs! Tits out for the DAWGS.
A car whose only purpose is to get you to your destination.
This PT Cruiser I inherited from my mom's second husband's uncle may have 200 thousand miles on it and an air conditioning system filled with asbestos, but it works as a point-b car.
When you swallow a pinga and shelve a pinga and they meet in the middle and crash there for an internal car crash.
A thing his girlfriend should get into bc i hate her
Omg my car came in a car crash omg
1. A silly cat (applies to all, but mostly orange cats). When multiple silly cars are compiled in a video, they are normally accompanied by an emoji saying "Holy moly!", as well as silly sound effects.
I wish silly cars were real 😞. (This specific sentence can also be formed without the word "silly" - it still has the same meaning)