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It's bad enough to get accepted into the Mickey Mouse Club, but what kind of kid wanted to get in to the Mickey Mouse Club and got rejected?
Kid hoping to get in the Mickey Mouse Club- Fuck the Mickey Mouse Club, they wouldn't let me in.
Other kid- I've never heard you talk like that before today, the day the Mickey Mouse Club wouldn't accept you. Don't give up though, the Goofy Academy might still have room for one more.
very crazy but all have meaning. there is the smart one, dumb ones the one that it just a bundle of joy the two that are a couple then there is the very small and flexible one and there is a getaway driver.
person 1 :yo look, those murder club peeps are so cool, i wish i was as close as them
person 2: yo same bro
when a guy has a very big truck and is always in the fucking way.
someone who is compensating for something by buying useless shit.
Mom: "hey look, it's a member of the little dick club!" *honks horn*
A club of people over the age of 50 where they talk about the 80s and sports like golf and how bad technology is
Dad you’ve turned 50 your now part of the oldys club
The man lays on his back perched on his shoulders, ass in the air. The woman (or man) uses the partners flaccid dick to push his balls as close to his asshole as possible. Like a game of mini golf. extra points for any balls made in
My wife's new favorite game is "The Floppy Golf Club" and I must agree it is fun to play after the kids head off to bed.
getting really high and fucking
lets smoke and fuck so we can be part of the cloud 9 club
Train sex; like the mile high club, but on a train.
Planning to join the rail on the rails club on the Amtrak?