Dad

Magician

Person 1: My dad is a magician
Person 2: For real what can he do
Person 1: He disappeared. HE went "Abracadabra alakazam watch me as I disappear forever"

Dad

A mother fucker

My dad had sex with my mother, which makes him a motherfucker

Dad

some stranger who your mom says is half of you

Terrence-Who is that
Mom-It's your dad
Terrence-Who

Dad

A mythological creature who seems to dissapear its reproduces

Yeah my dad left when i was 3 but im not mad cuz he will come back

dad

left me

when as was 5 my dad left for kids

Dad

Will leave to "get milk"

Kid: "where's dad?"
Mom: "he went to the store to get milk"

Dad

Guess what you don't have one

Philip: hi Jeffery's dad!
Jeffery's dad: how's your dad?
Philip: I don't know he left when I was 6 😭