dad

A man who left you 12 years ago and never came with the milk...

YO DID YOU FIND dad?
you: *VIETNAM FLASHBACKS*

Dad

Someone that left when I was 5

My daddy left when I was five, he didn't come back so I cried

Dad

Magician

Person 1: My dad is a magician
Person 2: For real what can he do
Person 1: He disappeared. HE went "Abracadabra alakazam watch me as I disappear forever"

Dad

A mother fucker

My dad had sex with my mother, which makes him a motherfucker

Dad

some stranger who your mom says is half of you

Terrence-Who is that
Mom-It's your dad
Terrence-Who

Dad

A mythological creature who seems to dissapear its reproduces

Yeah my dad left when i was 3 but im not mad cuz he will come back

dad

left me

when as was 5 my dad left for kids