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A sauce made up of legit nothing but mayonnaise and sambal oelek.
One can experiment with the amounts of each ingredient and tune the sauce to their liking.
A variation on samurai sauce is harakiri sauce, which is just 50/50 mayo and sambal. That's some serious shit.
It's a pretty hot sauce (duh) but it's absolutely amazing on basically anything. It goes great with fries, meat (like steak and pita in particular) and even fried foods like fried chicken. The sauce itself doesn't have too much flavour but it does add nice spice and an overall good taste to the food.
It's also totally amazing on sandwiches with meat. I recommend a sandwich with pita meat, with or without vegetables (preferably salad, tomato, and onions) and samurai sauce and also mexicano, with or without (fried) onions and samurai sauce.
I love samurai sauce. You should try it.
The guy that spins the truth into some real bullshit.
Steve:"Hey, Mike told me he hooked up with three chicks last night when you went to the bar"
"Yea, well Mike's a real Sauce Weaver."
Banana and Barbecue Sauce is a banana In barbecue sauce.
Old man: Want banana and barbecue sauce?
Older man: Yes
Only the best fucking thing in the world.
While you rudely cock slap a woman while eating a bosco stick, sauce is thrown everywhere by Sergio, kinda like a celebration, and it makes a hell of a time for both of you. Sergio (some Mexican that works at tgif can preform this the best, in the kitchen) makes the best burgers and papas fritas after boscoing each fri.
Sergio: how may I take your order.
Random: dude I heard you make the best meals, can I have a bosco stick with sauce
Sergio: no problemo.
Random: please bosco my food twice for me.
When someone is looking hella good and the word sexy just doesn’t cut it
Johns girlfriend has dressed up for their date
“ Damnnn pure sauce babe”
When someone is looking very nice and the word sexy just doesn’t cut it
Johns girlfriend has dressed up for their date
“ Damnnn Pure sauce “
When you get shit all over your penis and in your peehole while doing anal
She really sauced my pan last night