Lava Fart

A fart that burns your butt very badly and it stings.

Ow dude i just lava farted on a blanket

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Water Fart

When you fart in or on water.

"I was in the pool, and I water farted"

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Bark Fart

When one passes wind in the sound of a dogs bark

'bark'

"did u just hear a dog?"
"nope, i just did a bark fart!"

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Fart-Locker

The posterior of a female meant to be derogetory as well as vulgar.

Dude! Check the fart-locker on that broad!

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fart house

A tree house or small club house designed for farting competitions

The fart house will be holding its annual Butt Blower contest this weekend

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E Fart

When you drop an E and your bowels feel loose as it starts to kick in. You do farts to check whether you need to lay a cable and they reek.

*dancing in a club*

Girl: "OMG can you smell that?!?"
Boy: "ohhhh someone did an E fart or bogged their pants!"

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Fart Simpson

When you shart yourself and check your undies and it's all yellow.

Ugh, check my underpants bro. Totally fart simpson'd down there

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