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A signature cocktail served at the infamous Aloha Snackbar. The infidel tonic tastes so imperial, you'll want to crusade!
Here's how to make this drink only served at Aloha Snackbar
It starts off with a on the rocks glass, built on crushed ice made from the tears of the bald eagle when it cries on fourth of July.
Next you pour 1 part the oldest lasting distillery spirit in America onto the ice
And into that
You pour 1 part liberty and inalienable rights, and prosperity.
Then you crack open a Pabst blue ribbon ice cold.
Pour the Pabst into a 20 ounce chilled glass and serve next to the glass of chilled buffalo trace
Then to the buffalo trace on the rocks, you add the blood of patriots,or watered down rum.
Then mix the grog with a lime wedge and pour into the bourbon
One part like and coconut spiced rum.
Then you take one part johnny blue walker.
And you have you sip the shot after you chug the beer.
Chug the beer and then sip the 3 part dirty American with
One part buffalo trace
One part lime coconut rum grog
And one part johnny walker blue
On the ice of eagle tears collection from it's cry if July 4.
You dirty American.
Welcome to aloha Snackbar, what do you want, Dirty American?
What did u just say?
I said so you want to try a dirty American? Our signature Intoxicating Elixir Drink?
Sure. Takes sip.. that was BOMB!
ALOHA SNACKBAR!!!!!
A phrase used to describe the intelligence possessed by residents of the U.S., due to the obvious fact that Americans are whiny, stupid, gullible people who have the most inadequate heath care system on the planet, and also tend to "go all Tourettes Guy" on the most insignificant of situations. Boy, how fucked up are those douches?!
NOTE: This phrase should/does not apply to legal, illegal, or semi-illegal immigrants, as America is not their official birthplace...and if it is, well then, we bid you good luck with your otherwise shitty life!!!
Time to apply some 'American level' decision-making!
Is not quite oldie by a birth but obviously sluggish and anorgasmic blonde butch constantly consuming youth hormone since her teens who`s consequently pretending to be a teenage girl even IN her 30s despite having ugly flat body and smashed mug
Look, it`s American Peach trying to get her fresh!
it's a variable of hide and seek, but every time you find someone, you kiss them. You ask someone if they want to play when you want to make out with them.
hey, do you want to play american hide and seek? (please let's make out)
to americanize something so much to the point that it is a watered down version of what it was originally.
this is a case of toxic americanism.
The last day of your work week, regardless of when it occurs, said in relative jubilation for the events of the upcoming weekend. Comes from when you finish your 40 hour work week.
"What do you mean it's Friday? It's only Thursday"
"Yeah, but we do 4 10's, so for us it's an American Friday!"
1. a remarkable or unique American person or thing or a person or thing patently American
2. sarcastically, an American person patently or annoyingly ordinary or typical as in the phrase "You're an American original."
John Wayne, blue jeans, baseball and Harley-Davidson motorcycles are American originals.
Vera was annoyed at Tom for chauvinistically criticising her as she was driving the car while riding the brake pedal. She said to Tom, "Boy, you're an American original."