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So good, you could lick a mans anus for free.
That chicken is anal lickin' good. Hey Bob, get over here and take off your pants...
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When a girl has diarrhea so she does a headstand and lets it sit on top of her anus. The guy will then shoot his load into the dark creamy liquid and tries to make a design.
Bob: hey Jim how’s the coffee business going?
Jim: I decided to bring it into the bedroom with Stacy and we did Anal Latte Art last night
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when someone needs to have their head surgically removed from their ass
Check out that guy he has got his head shoved up his ass so far he needs a glass stomach so he can see where he is going, He would be a prime candidate for a cranial anal ectomy
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A word you can shout out at random and it's funny because it rhymes! It works well with "Ring Sting". A very good way to amuse friends
Danny: DUDE
Sam: What?
Danny: ANAL RAPE CELLOTAPE
Sam: HAHAHA DUDE THATS SO FUNNY!
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the practice of wrapping ones penis in aluminum foil and then proceeding to viciously thrust it into a girlfriend or spouses' anus.
oh sharon! you promised you'd let me anal chainsaw massacre you tonight!
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term given after you cum in an asshole
wow check out that anal cream pie
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sticking your cock so far up a chicks ass that you poke her kidney and she pisses blood
guy1: what are you doing tonight?
guy2: oh my woman wanted mo to practice my Anal Kidney Punching.
guy1: oh....
guy2: yea she says im really close but no blood yet.
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