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When you lose every chance at getting laid because your mom calls with enough guilt and religious talk to kill your boner for a month.
i was texting sandra about getting busy then i got the mom call to end all mom calls.
When somebody tries to pull a fast one on you
Hey Rand, instead of getting Mrs. Butterworth Thick n' Rich® I decided to save some money and get this new Great Value Brand™!
Well Nance you cant just shit in a waffle iron and call it breakfast.
A fun game to play with your friends. The goal is to tap an unsuspecting person on the shoulder or pull on their bag. When they turn around, you say a generic cold call.
Person one: "hey bro. Watch this."
Person two: "Alright."
*Person two pulls on a bystanders bag*
Person three: "huh?"
Person one: "have you or a loved one been misdiagnosed with mesothelioma? If so, you may be entitled to financial compensation."
Person two: "classic. You just pulled a Real life cold call."
Insert blinky gif:
Removed it before someone gets (whatever the thingy is called they warn people for blinking lights) -Execut 2022
The mullet hair style, especially when worn by a 18-21 year old man
Bro have you seen Chad's new hair cut, it's an absolute cougar call
Some one who proudly plays Call of Duty.
You aint a Call-of-dutian!
WHY IS ALL OF KANYE'S DISCOGRAPHY 3 SECONDS LONG?!?!?!?!?!! WHY IS INTRO 4 HOURS LONG??!?!!! HUH!!???
"Man i hate Gorillaz now"
distress call no 2