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The deep chasm left after a transsexual sex reassignment surgery (male to female).
Guy 1: Hey, did Desmond just leave the party with with that "woman" he was talking too? The "chick" with the massive hands?
Guy 2: Yes sir he did, and that "chick" was a man a few months ago, I hope he has a head lamp so he doesn't get lost while spelunking in that dick-crater
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(adverb) Used to describe a group of people in which there are more males than females.
Synonym: sausage fest
"Dude, we should call Sara and Angela before we head to the party, we're kinda dick heavy."
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The base of a penis that is normally covered by the scrotum that becomes exposed when the scrotum swings upward towards the face. This is commonly seen when the man is upside down and erect.
My friends and I noticed the exceptional girth of dick spine on an Ecuadorian gay man's penis while he was getting rammed.
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When a male has taken a certain amount of amphetamines, his penis decides to shrivel up like a salted slug.
Woman: why is your dick so small?
Man: Phet dick!
Woman: Looks like a button mushroom....
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When you twist your penis with another into a well taught knot. Then, you and your teamate pour olive oil over them, crank up some dubstep, blindfold eachother, and attempt to undue the knot.
Last night Brandon and I went dick dancing! Omg, it took forever to unwind our penises. I wish we hadn't used a butterfly knot
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Short for "dick as fuck". When you think you see something neat, but it turns out it sucks. Synonymous with "sike as fuck".
Brad: Chad's party was hella rad.
Chad: Yuh it was lit.
Vlad: Lol dick af that party sucked ass.
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When one puts a dick in ones mouth then one breathes in and makes a slurping sound with the dick in their mouth.
My girlfriend and i were dick slurping last night. My dick was tickled the whole time!
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