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The oblivious act of sitting on your arse playing playstation playing with your nudger whilst idiotically feeding your pet mutt bourbon after bourbon to find your dog laid on its back brown bread in the back garden
Nudgebar chars dog was sparko on the back lawn it had fallen from bourbon
the worst possible insult you could ever say to someone ever, if you ever say this in public you might get cancelled
person 1: "I think Palestine is a country"
person 2: "hey pal, you just blow in from stupid town?"
person 1 proceeded to support Israel from then on.
That One Guy From Your Algebra Test, you already know who that guy is. Often named something along the lines of Ralph. They have superhuman abilities, often doing things like trading with other similar people. Many times, they will be buying 87 watermelons, and/or loaning/combining a certain number of watermelons with their friend who has a similar amount of watermelons. You may be asked to find the total number of watermelons they have combined.
That One Guy From Your Algebra Test:
Ralph has 69 watermelons, Sarah has 420 watermelons, if Ralph gives Sarah 40 of his watermelons, how many will she have?
John is walking to his friend's house. His friend lives 800 kilometers away. If John walks at a speed of 16 kilometers per second, how long will it take him to get to his friend's house? (leave your answer in seconds).
Alex is 30 years old. Alexa is 3000 years old if Amy's age is the mean of both of their ages, is she of legal age to purchase and conduct a Kenworth T680 Semi?
Fredrick is 30 feet tall, Enrique is 94 billion light-years tall, If Enrique stands up on planet Earth, how many galaxy clusters will he pass through before creating a supermassive blackhole?
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False advertising and lying to your fans
Turn 10: Forza Motorsport is built from the ground up for this generation.
Players: Okay, then why did you use the same 2005 Nissan S15 model from Forza Motorsport 1?
Turn 10: Well everything is built from the ground up though.
Players: Well if it's built from the ground up, why does the game look worse than Forza Motorsport 7?
Turn 10: *Leaves*
When someone talks shit about someone else while the subject of the shit talking is not present.
Derived from "roasting," but specifically in reference to a marshmallow (hence the roaster's distance).
Person A: Damn where's Brett's hairline? Even Blues clues can't find it
Person B: Yo you just got Brett crispd from a dist!
the most best amazing person ever is so funny and deserves the entire worl
“have you heard of soup (from the gc)?”
“no.”
“die”
snorf from toychat is the very epicest person in the WHOLE toychat and i love him very much kiss
wow did you see that guy over there, he's a real snorf from toychat!