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kouki is the cutest femboy in the playboi carti server
he is known for making shitty beats and his associate wavez that nuked the carti cord server with his bot pluto
“yo kouki from carti cord you wanna come out here”
a big man with a passion for bank stuff and computer stuff. often he will own a website that he spends an unreasonable amount of hours on, and he snores a lot. oh btw he also works at anz
“Would your dad let you come to the movies with me?”
-“Of course he would, he’s rodney from anz!”
The act of a woman fingering herself with a scooping motion as if she’s taking the bread back away from the geese.
Ashlyn came home from chemistry class and couldn’t wait to begin stealing from the geese
Oh, man, YouTube... Your employees have absolutely FUCKED your company. Forget lawyers. You're going to need to hire necromancers. When that kid dies DIRECTLY BECAUSE OF YOUR YOUTUBERS PARTICIPATION IN THE ACTUAL MANUFACTURING OF A MENTAL ILLNESS your company is CAPITAL "F" FUCKED you pieces of shit. You are so fucking stupid.
Hym " 'Hide user from channel (permanently)' That's cute. I bet that's what the YouTube trash is using to prevent people from asking about me in the chat. I bet they have bots set up to purge any comments as they're posted... Welp, since you didn't want to meet condition 6 (Which was Steven Banel (Destiny)(A guy literally impersonating me on your site) OFF THE SITE); a 7th condition will be added. 7th Condition: All of the channels I named explicitly will issue a public statement outlining exactly where they go to view this, who's responsible, and acknowledge theor participation. Along with an apology for RISKING THE LIVES OF THE CHILDREN OF THEIR VIEWERS. THEY ARE ONLY DOING IT BECAUSE THERE HAVEN'T BEEN ANY CONSEQUENCES AND THERE WILL BE CONSEQUENCES. You (YouTube) WILL IMPOSE THOSE CONSEQUENCES or I WILL. Under the threat of losing their channels PERMANENTLY you will make them issue a statement by the end of the week. If you wait until the end of the week the deal is off."
Blue Text: "for almost two years. But eventually the word will phase from existence; and this is how the website will die. This is how everything dies." is now blue text!
When your employer allows you to work from home and you take advantage of the privilege by masturbating frequently between meetings and at lunch time. This activity is prostitution-adjacent because, technically, you are being paid by your employer to have sex with yourself.
Sorry, I can't go out tonight, I took a 'jerk from home' day and I am totally exhausted.