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These are any pair of pants that will cause potential mates to not want to have sex with the wearer. A typical example would be a tight pair of jeans that have some sort of weird design on them and are worn by a straight male. However, there is not just one style or brand of pants that are birth control pants, and the exact definition can vary across cultures and time periods.
Katie: “I was attracted to Johnny until I saw him wearing those weird skinny jeans.”
Jenny: “You mean his birth control pants?”
Mark: “I wear my birth control pants out to the bars just to be safe.”
The sweatpants you wear at a stripe club
Billy wore his shooter pants at the club, got a lap dance and shot a load in his pants.
when your cock is so long, it goes down your pants
i have a cock pants all the time.
The fear of randomly being pantsed in public
Honcho wears 3 layers of pants because he has pants-a-phobia.
When you say the same phrase often but then decide that you need a new phrase, you have changed your word pants... finally.
I'm trying on some new word pants. All of dem.
An annoying person for whom nothing is ever good enough. Finicky. Hard to please.
Yohan is such a fussy pants. I bought him a six-pack of beer for a fun gift. He said twelve would be a better gift!