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Why is there a dead pakistani on my couch is an expression used when you are trying to escape an awkward conversation by casually walking away in concern.
"Hey Jimmy how was your summer?" Question aunt Lara
"Why is there a dead pakistani on my couch" Jimmy answered as he slowly walked out of the dining room.
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A phrase used to describe the extreme undesirability of something
That was a terrible thing to do. It stinks like a dead whore's minge.
This soup stinks like a dead whore's minge.
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Slogan printed on crew shirts for the US National Tour of Les Miserables. A quote from the production carpenter of the tour.
Person 1: "You guys started at midnight and went straight to 11pm that night? Don't you need to sleep?"
Person 2: "Sleep? Nah, we'll sleep when we're dead."
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The worst insult anyone can ever tell you.
"You ugly, you your daddy's son"
"Well, you smell like dead memes"
"OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH"
a pot belly of an older gentleman
"Since I saw you last, I see you have been building a shed over a dead tool"
A phrase commonly said in between a gang war, whereas one member will most likely get shot in a vital organ but isn't dead yet. The person saying it most likely doesn't think that he can hold ground alone.
"Oh shit man, keep shooting"
"I think they thinning out a Lil bit"
(Gunshot)
"FUCK I'M HIT...THEY GOT ME IN THE LUNG"
"Nigga you aint dead yet. Get the fuck up"
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A way of saying that your life has been, so far, a pathetic waste of time.
A: "Some say that Oscar Wilde once stated: Life is short, then you die."
B: "Before You Know You're Dead... I would say."
FYI: Oscar Fingal O'Flahertie Wills Wilde (16 October 1854 – 30 November 1900) was an Irish writer, poet, and prominent aesthete (One who cultivates an unusually high sensitivity to beauty, as in art or nature).
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