Chessy bird

Sassy bitch who will, beat you a inch away from death for feeding her the wrong bird food

BRO YOUR SUCH A chessy bird

birdsville [bird person]

when everyone in a room is so stupid or says something stupid...it is called birdsville

dude this place is all birdsville bird person

Stepped on a bird's nest

To upset someone

I think I stepped on a bird's nest when I chose to stay home instead of going to see my sister’s dance recital.

all birds

kilos of cocaine

No clothes in the closet, it's all birds
No sneakers in the sneaker box, it's all birds
No luggage in the trunk, man, it's all birds

As the Bird Flies

The Act of walking in the most direct route from Cronulla to Stanwell Park 28 kms........well according to Mark Starr. Please note that it is quicker to walk the 28 km than drive the 45km as the bird does not fly......

Mark: Have you guys ever done the walk from Cronulla to Stanwell Park? it's only 28 kms
Us: No, Why would you walk 28 kms?
Mark: It's a really nice walk
Us: 28 kms isn't that far, why is this drive taking so long??
Mark: The Walk is as the Bird FLIES!!!!
Us: haha

Bird Law

A fly-by-night law put in place to target an issue, usually not well thought out and breaking many laws in the first place. i.e. Manchester,NH just enacted a law making it illegal to have a shopping cart in public spaces ( targeting the homeless) and anybody bringing their cart out to their car at a store, technically.

Instead of trying to house the homeless they enacted some Bird law which puts anybody at risk who uses a shopping cart not just the homeless.

java bird

java birds are small winged birds who sing when a person has that first cup of strong coffee following an alcohol induced night out. they have shimmering colored feathers which denotes the particular octave of a bird (for example, ones with purple or black feathers will have lower singing voices whilst ones with pink tend to be higher).

The bird song is a happy and light 'javajava' tweet, and can be either a short or long chorus..depending on coffee strength and alcohol consumed.

i had a late night, but have already heard the java birds.

this hangover will subside once the java birds sing..