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The act of placing an apple in your partners mouth and taking them from behind on a dining room table.
My wife and I did the old stuffed pig routine last night.
He is large juicy pork chops
person:do you know daddy pig
me:yea I ate him last week for supper
Very dirty pig. Loves putting its bacon into others snout. loves it when others call him daddy pig and shouts pork me, pork me. loves to suck curly tails
From Aussie Peppa pig, daddy pig gets caught
a phrase used to mean "normal and civilized (however one defines these words) people don't behave the way you do.
a boy, after having been to physical science class in elementary school and having learnt the basics of what electricity is, comes home and tries putting scissors in the kitchen plug.
His mother starts screaming at him:
mother: is this f-sag you twit? what are you doing, you'll create sparks and burn the damn house down. Pigs and cows don't fly. Go to your room now. She then takes a broom and starts chasing him around the house.
son: I can attach balloons to anything i want, (turn anything I want into a fad or trend) no?
Reverse blumpkin. Female being eating out while taking a poop
I gave her a dirty pig roasts last night
This term refers to a type of female commonly found at a Waffle House or dennys these “women” often try to have sex with truckers, Amazon drivers, and even garbage men going in for an early morning bite before the morning trash pickup
I got herpes from a Mississippi fuck pig